• Are your loins stirred by a rushing train erupting from a tunnel?
• Did you, as a kid, lock yourself in the bathroom with Builders' Erection Photos from Alco, Baldwin, or EMD?
• Are muscular "gandy dancers" high on your list for railfan photography?
• In short, are you a gay or lesbian railfan?

If so, you need to know about the Phoebe Snow Society.